Barca Beaten, act like children

I'm Special. The Special One. Suck it?

So the almighty Barcelona were defeated in a two-legged Champions League tie. Niiiice. Manchester United’s nemesis, “the Special One”, Jose Mourinho, knocked the ambassadors of “the beautiful game” off their pedestal. His Inter Milan team won 3-1 at home and lost 1-0 at Barcelona. (winning the double-header 3-2, c’mon people.)

And it couldn’t be sweeter. I only enjoy this because A) they beat us in last year’s final and B) they are TERRIBLE losers, and I kinda like laughing at that.

They can complain about Inter “parking the bus” in front of the goal, but who wouldn’t after Sergio Busquet’s extra-flamboyant play-acting that led to an Inter player’s red card? If my team is a man down, my ass is defending. First of all, Sergy baby, you don’t act like someone shot you in the face to get the guy red carded; it was a push in the face, and your reaction only helps ig’nant fools in this country believe you play a gay sport. If all a Yank sees of a soccer game is Sergy go down like prom date after getting a love tap (not a punch), then he can only conclude that sh1t’s weak.

Mamma mia! We a-beata Barcelona-a!

Barca also didn’t have to turn the sprinklers on so damn soon after the end of the match. I’m sure that wouldn’t have happened had Barca won, noooo. But it really didn’t matter to the Inter players celebrating; it probably just cooled them off. And I’m sure readers of Kickette loved it, what with their white shirts and all…

Actually, I bet a lot of Barca players read Kickette. They won’t like this…

-JGLW

(my girlfriend reads Kickette. So that’s how I know about it…)
After writing this, I found video of Barca’s graceless goalkeeper trying to stop the Special One celebrating. He fails.

~ by JGLW on April 29, 2010.