Weekly Picture Special

As I can’t be bothered to get a real post up (that’s what he said!) I have some pictures of the week, instead:

In Dubai, when someone scores, they lose a contact lense.

In England, you stick 2 fingers up to flick someone off. Here, Texas' own Clint Dempsey does it bigger and better.

Iranian Women's National Team. I'd go watch a game just hoping to catch a flash of ankle. Hotttt

Oy, loik gimme sam munay, hoe! 'Zat right, Snoopy Dog? Yeah bruv!

Oy, loik gimme sam munay, hoe! 'Zat right, Snoopy Dog? Yeah bruv!

Context: Word is, Snoop “I Even Make Pornos” Doggy Dog is best mates with David “My Balls Are Gold” Beckham. After shooting an Adidas commercial together, Snoop plans to “teach Dave to rap”. Snoop’s two kids look about as amused as I do at this news…

The "Don't Tread On Me" badge on the USA nat'l jerseys. Teabaggers- don't steal this symbol too.

I’ll have some good posts after my historic return to my alma mater, 2 years after graduating. I’m meeting up with one of my best friends who just got back to the US from being deployed in Haiti. Here’s his insight into preparing for the trip:

“You should have seen the look on the poor woman’s face. She didn’t know what to make of this skinny young soldier sweating profusely standing before her in mirrored aviators and fishing shorts. Who buys this kind of stuff at 3:00pm on a Thursday, for God’s sake!? A man on a 500 mile pilgrimage to Rome [GA], that’s who.

A fifth of bourbon, a fifth of rum, a bottle of sleeping pills, a bottle of caffeine pills and plenty of sunflower seeds. I’ve packed a full combat trauma kit, 7.62-resistant body armor and two quarts of emergency water. You can never be too careful when traveling through Georgia. After all, although I have a firearms* permit, the armory has refused to loan me any grenades or a machine gun for the journey; I’ll have to roll naked this time. Godspeed.”

*pronounced “Fah ahms”

I’ll have some updates from my trip- I’ll be staying with 4 friends who graduated college with me. They’re now graduating the school’s MBS program, but instead of going to the ceremony, they’re competing in a BBQ cookoff. They already have trophies. Get some!

-JGLW

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~ by JGLW on May 7, 2010.

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